Think the strip club would hire me?
Think the strip club would hire me?
2022-01-02 12:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
pumpkincakezz posts
My cheeks don't fit in the sleigh anymore 🥺
My cheeks don't fit in the sleigh anymore 🥺
2021-12-30 12:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou've been such a good boyfriend this year, I wanted to wea..
You've been such a good boyfriend this year, I wanted to wear something sexy for you 🥰
2021-12-29 12:18:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt's still Christmas until January in my mind 😛
It's still Christmas until January in my mind 😛
2021-12-28 11:27:42 +0000 UTC View PostReady for a naughty New Years party 😈
Ready for a naughty New Years party 😈
2021-12-27 23:27:10 +0000 UTC View PostMy thighs are so thick they fold over the stockings 🥺
My thighs are so thick they fold over the stockings 🥺
2021-12-26 12:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have some milk for my cookies Santa?
Do you have some milk for my cookies Santa?
2021-12-25 12:40:49 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas! Wishing everyone a happy holidays! ❤️❤️❤️
Merry Christmas! Wishing everyone a happy holidays! ❤️❤️❤️
2021-12-25 11:50:38 +0000 UTC View PostFuck these big fat cheeks Santa just call in sick from work ..
Fuck these big fat cheeks Santa just call in sick from work today
2021-12-24 12:26:55 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like that big fat ass, Santa?
Do you like that big fat ass, Santa?
2021-12-24 04:38:58 +0000 UTC View PostMrs. Clause heard you were a bad boy this year 😈
Mrs. Clause heard you were a bad boy this year 😈
2021-12-23 11:30:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I have some gifts for you buried deep inside there
I have some gifts for you buried deep inside there
2021-12-20 11:54:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Mrs. Clause needs a little elf to help carry these big cheek..
Mrs. Clause needs a little elf to help carry these big cheeks around
2021-12-17 11:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostMrs. Clause knows you've been a naughty boy this year
Mrs. Clause knows you've been a naughty boy this year
2021-12-16 12:14:45 +0000 UTC View PostI want my presents NOW Santa plzzzzz :)
I want my presents NOW Santa plzzzzz :)
2021-12-15 11:54:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhat you see when I throw it back on ya 😛
What you see when I throw it back on ya 😛
2021-12-14 11:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostMy ass is so fat it folds over my back when I lie down. Make..
My ass is so fat it folds over my back when I lie down. Makes for a good handle bar tho 😛
2021-12-13 12:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostOn your knees 😈 A normal ass is the same size as the barstoo..
On your knees 😈 A normal ass is the same size as the barstool 😛
2021-12-12 12:17:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Big ol fat cheeks I can barely reach behind to spread them
Big ol fat cheeks I can barely reach behind to spread them
2021-12-08 12:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostHow many eggs do you think I was able to stuff between my ch..
How many eggs do you think I was able to stuff between my cheeks? Hint: its more than you can see :)
2021-12-07 14:26:48 +0000 UTC View PostMy ass just keeps growing bigger and bigger…
My ass just keeps growing bigger and bigger…
2021-12-05 17:07:17 +0000 UTC View Post
