Did you miss me….? ; ) Okayyy okay, I’m sorry… I didn’t mean..
Added 2024-08-17 01:38:59 +0000 UTCDid you miss me….? ; ) Okayyy okay, I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to trigger your abandonment issues… But you don’t understand! It wasn’t my fault.., You see, I was making breakfast… and we didn’t have any milk… right? So, I decided to do something nice, since I’m super generous and selfless, of course… And I went to the store for cigarettes and milk… And you’ll never BELIEVE what happened! You KNOW how clumsy I am, right? Well,, I was walking in my platform boots When OUT OF NOWHERE… I tripped on something and fell directly into a year long relationship! I know… classic me 🙄 I must have hit my head or something when I fell, because I completely forgot ALL the things I was supposed to do when it happened… Responsibilities? What are those? Amnesia is no joke, ill tell you what! I hit it SO hard, I didn’t get my memory back for like, almost a YEAR! In fact, I only JUST remembered I even HAD an onlyfans a few moments ago! Obviously, the first thing I did when I got my memory back was check my page…. I’m sure you were worried sick! So of course I had to post some pictures to prove that I’m okay… I’m not heartless.. But don’t worry! I will NEVER abandon you like that again! Next time i abandon you, I’ll do it differently! I promise
