🎉 Happy f*cking birthday to ME 💋Yup. Today’s the day, my day..
Added 2025-05-23 10:29:34 +0000 UTC🎉 Happy f*cking birthday to ME 💋
Yup. Today’s the day, my day! And we’re not doing sweet little cakes and candles. Nope. You didn’t think I’d celebrate quietly, did you? 💋 I expect to be spoiled like the birthday baddie I am and don’t worry, I’ll spoil you right back.
So here’s the deal:
You’ve got two ways to show your devotion, don’t mess this up:
🔥 $19.99 – The Flirt Package
A naughty tease. Enough to make me feel so hot and bothered
💎 $34.99 – The Brat Birthday Treatment
This is the real deal. VIP energy. I notice this tip first, and you’ll get spoiled in ways the $19.99 boys could only dream of 😈💌
So what the hell are you waiting for? Don’t play shy now—I always get what I want
